Just a little rain
Up goes the sunshine, down goes the rain, the little children squeal with joy, not workout today!
Lets start with some video games then some T/V, the little children squeal with joy yay! No more P.E.!
Lets us at tack the refrigerator. Lets eat the food all up and keep them all to us. Oh thank you god, oh thank you god for this lovely rain, how can we thank you, please tell me for heaven sake.
Then mother comes, the mother comes screaming with joy,
what lovely rain, what lovely rain, just like everyday.
Hey there little ones, how was school today? I hope you didn’t forget about school just like every day!
All my great excuses. By: Kenn Nesbitt
Not by Dhruv! (Thats me:)
I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer’s on the blink.
I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn’t looking.
My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.
Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My notes were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown.
Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.
I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
“I think you’ll find it’s easier
to do the work instead.”