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Grounded (true story)

Great, I’m grounded. Grounded! DO YOU HEAR ME! Grounded! On a summer vacation! How could that happen! It’s a summer vacation. I’m stuck at home waiting for my grounding to start the next day. The person who grounded me wishes to be anonymous hiding the shame of grounding a poor, innocent child on summer vacation which is the longest, and best part of the year where you can be crazy and go bananas (No question asked about that.) The anonymous source says in a very discreet voice to go outside and play some tennis. I go outside very sadly. You might think well that’s stupid you should make the most of your time while you have it but I have one thing that keeps bugging me worse than somebody who cries to me. I said but so hold on to those thoughts that are about to hurt me (Or not which I truly doubt, but again back to the main point.) That thing thats bugging is the question why am I grounded? It’s not like they want to see me totally sad while watching  a movie to make me jealous. I better not add any more detail about that because they actually read this blog and I don’t want to give them any more bright ideas about what they do with me. I anyway hed for the tennis courts trying out my luck hoping I manage to play with somebody (Don’t be surprised because this happens every day.) I manage to find somebody to play with (Again not surprising) and play with each of them for half a set when I get rudely interrupted by some rain. I’m not going to let this little drizzle ruin my day (Not that it’s already ruined.) Then it starts raining lions and cheetahs or cats and dogs (Which I think isn’t very original.) I hed back home with my tennis racket case above my head to give me little protection from the rain. Once I arrived back home because it was raining the anonymous source told me: “To start the day we will go up a mountain and zip line down. I ythink for a second. Then I realize they have being tricking me all this time pretending to ground me the next day so I don’t get to excited about going to Canopy Tours. Canopy Tours is basically a place where you zip line down 7 consecutive zip lines. You go through a jungle top canopy. The zip line is around 1-2 miles long. Remember anonymous source who I know. Next time to trick me, trick me in a way that I won’t be freaked out.

ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS. THE FIRST ONE WHO ANSWERS THIS QUESTION WILL BE ABLE TO SEND A REQUEST FOR A TOPIC FOR MY NEXT BLOG POST. IT CANNOT BE GIRLY. PLESE SEND YOUR ANSWER TO DHRUVS@LIVE.COM OR IN THE COMMENT AREA. ALONG WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS ALONG WITH YOUR REQUEST. YOU WILL YOUR REQUEST WILL A USED IN A BLOG POST 100% SURELY. THE CONTEST ENDS ON THE 30TH OF SEPTEMBER 2013.

THE QUESTION IS….

WHAT SENTENCE OR PHRASE DO I USE IN ALOT OF MY BLOGS?

HINT: I GOT —— ———– BY SOMEONE.

(FOR THE SOMEONE YOU CAN ADD ANY NAME OF THING) 

This is my 82nd post!


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Hi there, and welcome to Dhruv Beats. Over here, you can read a collection of stories, ideas, thoughts and opinions. But in the end, browse around, read, and well, enjoy! "A writer is simply a photographer of thoughts" - Brandon A. Trean dhruvss.wordpress.com

3 thoughts on “Grounded (true story)

  1. Hi! Dhruv…great blog…looks like you’ll write another to describe your ‘grounded’ experience….by the way this is your 82nd Blog….so 18 more to go to make it a century!!
    Love..Appy!

  2. Dhruvi, secretly (anonymously) let me know, who that anonymous creature was….. grrrrr…. I will eat him / her alive – chomp, chomp – like eating organic food 🙂
    Luv,
    Mohan mama

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